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Cedar is a bumbling marshmallow with a full heart and an empty skull
Important facts about Cedar: Favorite foods: anything, especially if anything includes popcorn and peanut butter Favorite activities: exploring outside with me, playing chase/tumble games with other dogs Dislikes: not getting people food, when i am late with his meals or scheduled naptime snacks, and loud sudden noises 🙁 Nicknames: hippo, defective mini-cow, grub, jelly lump
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Watson is an elderly chupacabra who wears couture and rides in a backpack
Important facts about Watson: Favorite foods: frozen beef soup bones, pumpkin puree, freeze-dried fish, and he will absolutely steal an entire-ass stick of butter if you leave it where he can reach it Favorite activity: peeing on that he thinks now belong to him, making blanket volcanoes where he is the lava, and car rides
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Cory is a freelance bibliophile and friendly goblin
I could be accurately described as buoyant, imaginative, terribly dressed, open-minded, humorous, community-oriented, ethically non-monogamous, overly literal, more interested in hanging out with animals than people, and often “wow, shorter than i expected.” I’ve been in a committed relationship with the dude on the left for 24 years, but everyone thinks we’re brothers because we