Watson is an elderly chupacabra who wears couture and rides in a backpack
Important facts about Watson: Favorite foods: frozen beef soup bones, pumpkin puree, freeze-dried fish, and he will absolutely steal an entire-ass stick of butter if you leave it where he can reach it Favorite activity: peeing on that he thinks now belong to him, making blanket volcanoes where he is the lava, and car rides…